Well Happy Birthday To You,
But I Am Not Sure If The Date Is True,
Maybe You’re A Stolen Baby,
Or You’re Are From A Different Daddy,
When You’re Born, You Were So Young,
How Could You Have Known This,
Lord, Have Mercy..
Birthdays are special for all of us. Give your near and dear ones a memorable and enjoyable experience on their birthday and put a sarcastic smile on their face on the most important day of the year. Here are some greeting options that can make the birthday celebration laugh out loud and add joy to their special day. These birthday wishes are sure to give them a laughter ride and the taste of their own medicine. Express your love to them with a laugh.
- Bro! I am going to give you one of the best pieces of advice in life: “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know it’s easier to open small things than your age! Happy Birthday!
- Dude! You know that the thing I learned growing up with you is that if you have a big dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you can still walk at your age? Anyway, Happy Birthday!
- On this special day, may you be able to fire all the jealousies and use the flame to light the candles and blow them away with a happy and joyous smile, a very happy birthday!
- Friend, I have no objection, but ask anyone, and they will tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A big mistake!
- Happy Birthday my friend. I’m feeling indifferent, so abandon our “glory days” and cause more damage to our livers, shall we? We are still not young, we, my friend? Now, get your orthopaedic shoes and dance!
- Cheers to a friend who can tell me that bread was only five cents! As your friend, I am here to remind you of important things! Always save money for retirement.
- Forget the past, forget the future and forget the present because I forgot to get you. But happy birthday, sweetheart.
- Sending you a virus-free birthday on your special day
- Since I can’t see you on my Birthday this year, I’m sending you this virtual gift!
- Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday dear XYZ, Happy Birthday to you That’s right! I just wish you a happy birthday.
- Hair loss, vision defects, wrinkles, deafness and a weak bladder, are all symptoms of medical conditions. At least birthdays are not a medical condition. Happy Birthday to you my special old friend!
- Please stop ageing gracefully. It is kind of boring and predictable.
- Once in many years, people with great passion and talent are born in this world who aim for more and more things in life. And today one of them wishes you a very happy birthday.
- Do not consider the fact that you are getting old. I mean, how many people have you met who can kill you with your walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re smarter than ever! Happy Birthday!
- I made you a cake for your Birthday, but the fire department does not let you light candles because you do not have permission to burn bonfires. Best Birthday Ever!
- They may not have taught your Birthday in history classes, that’s why I don’t remember the exact date. Better late than never. Best Birthday Ever!
So, these were some hilarious and sweet birthday wishes for your near and dear ones. Send them a special birthday cake along with these funny wishes to let them know how much you love them. Remember laughter is the best medicine and using it wisely can make anyone happy. Wish you good luck with your birthday wishes!